Episode 29: Summer Patch 1 (Rerun)

I guess you listeners know by now that your Tropicology DJ is a fan of tropical music. But did you know that tropical music, taken in prescribed doses, is an FDA approved treatment for seasonal affective disorder? As we all know, those of us living in the Earth’s temperate zones are subject to depression and malaise during the times of year when sunlight is limited and weather is cold. Tropical music can and will cure all maladies related to lack of sunlight including droopy eye, brain crust, and stiff joints due to lack of dancing. 

So in the spirit of public health and well-being, I present today an episode of tropical music therapy for seasonal affective disorder. This will be a summer patch to help get you through the dim and cold winter months. Summer patch calms your sunlight cravings and minimizes the symptoms of summer withdrawal. Summer patch is easy to use… just slap this on your ears for two hours and you will see immediate results. Today we are going to choose Brazil flavor for our summer patch… Brazilian music is a top-rated patch with clinically proven power to raise your mood index by a factor of up to 3 margaritas with no lingering side effects. Tonic for your seasonal affective disorder on today’s episode of Tropicology.