News With My Fiancé - Thursday, May 11th, 2023

LEAD STORIES RUNDOWN

• LOCAL

• (1:07:40) Derrick Peterson decides 

• NATIONAL

• (33:47) Scooby-Doo Villain George Santos has no meddling kids or their pesky dog to blame for getting caught.

• (46:10) Gov. Greg Abbott pledges his allegiance to white power

  
  

  TEXT LINE

  01- (8:01) “Starting it out light with the abuse news. But tell me, are you lovers of hot weather? Because here we go.”

  02- (17:23) “Thanks for being more useful in the world than CNN. You too are perfect, never change. I co-sign your hatred of humidity, temps above 90 have no business in May, at the very least. A dry 82 is a good summer vibe.”
  

  03- Rudo (21:07) “Listen to you guys, talking about Oregon weather like wine snobs.”
  

  04- (21:55) “Between women being told that big government is now in charge of your bodies and young people being told that their lives aren't as important as AR-15s, it's a dark day ahead in Magastan.”
  

  05 - (25:27) "I feel like I'm supposed to be happy about some of this, but what does it even matter?" A VIBE
  

  06- (26:22) “Notes of a westerly breeze and a cumulus finish… I mean, it's appropriate.”

  07- Rudo (26:38) “Just call me Cyndi Lauper! My true colors!! I love that we get bullet point isnta posts about NWMF the day before to keep us on track!”

  08- Rudo (28:16) “Not a shot! I dig the preview post!! Xoxo Rudi Tutti”

  09- (28:28) “Yeah we have learned nothing. This critique shouldn’t be evergreen.”

  10- Rudo (30:22) “Ambush and his Phil Collins!!! Look up Two of Hearts music video w/ ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!”

  11- (30:52) “Wait what is your insta? The only one I found was empty”

  12- (43:36) “I feel like we are really being driven by a clickbait as a society. Bad, good, doesn't matter as long as it gets eyeballs. Watching, hate-watching, it all makes money”

  13- Rudo (45:56) “Candy Rain! Youse guys is SILLY!” “I got nothing but love for ya Fiancés” 

  14- (1:06:59) “I mean children will take the bad pay. Hence the relaxation of child labor laws”

  
  

  Missed Texts: 

  “You think we'll ever get to see Rasputin on dancing with the stars”

  “A South politician preaches to the poor white man”