News With My Fiancé - Thursday, December 14th 2023

• Ceasefire NOW orrrrr later or whatever 

• LOCAL
  • (00:58:13) Guadelupe Guerro and his homie Jonathan Garcia quit together for funsies! 
  • (01:08:06) Portland Police Union getting in on the fun of making shit up about what citizens want 
• NATIONAL
  • (00:38:39) Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law is blocking Sarasota students right to hot goss!

Playlist: List the songs played on today’s show

• Xxplosive - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
• No One Like You - Robert Glasper x Kaytranada
• Imagine - Furozh

1. (00:37:14) Hi hi🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
2. (00:37:15) We here
3. (00:37:22) Good morning fiancés. Much love. Crystal
4. (00:37:32) Morning Fam. The best part of waking up, is the U.S. funded genocide in your cup..XOXO Rudo
5. (00:38:11) ¡Good morning fiancitas y fiancitos!
6. (00:51:20) Am did you learn spanish from kanathan ? -los
7. (00:53:04) Sorry that gay marriage upset the sanctity of your 5th marriage. 🙄Crystal
8. (00:53:55) To paraphrase Eli Wallach's best line in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," I like moral crusaders. They make a lot of noise when they fall.
9. (00:57:21) Am I allowed to go to Black Horror Night???
10. (00:57:26) Let's show ABBY?!!? I mean let's show ABBY!!!
11. (01:03:24) This retired PPS teacher is gleeful at the news of Guadalupe's exit. Don't let the door... well, you know the rest.
12. (01:06:00) Is the superintendent just a grifter position?
13. (01:07:32) They will be able to say they are looking for "the best and brightest talent" by looking outside of the city
14. (01:15:35) Did the cops bungle the booking? Or did they mishandle the arrest/surveillance so bad that they could not legally charge him? All of the above?