News With My Fiancé - Thursday, May 30th 2024

• Sam Forster: Seven Shoulders
• Alito getting punked in his own home

• LOCAL
  • (35:03) The Not So Greater IdaHoes
  • (54:10) What does the Vasquez win really mean?
• NATIONAL
  • (01:07:56) The Biden administration moving the goalpost over and over again

Playlist: 

• Money - Lady Wray
• All I Want Is You - Miguel feat J. Cole
• Sunshine - Steve Lacy feat Foushee
• ELECTROWAVEBABY - Kid Cudi

1. (06:26) O m g I'll throw you a pool party
2. (06:36) Birthday tarot? Love you. Crystal
3. Got u
4. (07:24) Birthday terrell at the pool party
5. (08:16) We shall all have to celebrate Morgan Day with the fiancées. Pretty sure it means no one works and we all get pancakes
6. (08:57) Good morning and welcome to News W My Fiancé hosted by Ambush and birthday Eeyore! XOXO- RUDES
7. Birthday tarot at the pool with pancakes. Clearly.
8. It's a rap
9. View poolside.
10. Omg!! It's MJ birth months
11. (12:01) Good Morning Fiances! I'm so stoked you're party is being planned! -first time texter....long time Vern!
12. A morning!!!!!
13. (13:53) US has No lines, just an escort service!
14. It's just that PART know your PEOPLE'S NAMES!!
15. One of these things is EXACTLY like the other.
16. (27:15) It looks like Tomfoolery!!!!
17. (27:54) Ooo hell No.. it's an ANDY Nooooooo
18. (28:10) Thank you ambush for saying the adult things
19. (28:26) I hate when my uterus takes over my brain. What's a lady to do?
20. (28:43) Not going to be surprised when the next family sitcom is just about SCOTUS wives. Can you imagine the catchphrases and direct to camera comic shrugs 🙄
21. (30:08) But it's a DARING HOMAGE to black like me 😒
22. (30:49) Oh no! I slipped and fell into an insurrection
23. (31:27) Which wife hurts their shoulder flipping a table
24. (31:49) Sam's book sounds worst than the time Tyra Banks wore a fat suit....to know what that would feel like.
25. OOOOOOOF!!!!!
26. Super serious let's hit it up and talk about a real pool party. for reals. Later
27. (34:02) This will be a good song to play at the Morgan Day pool party ☀️
28. (34:17) POOL..APPROVED! TARROT..APPROVED! PANCAKES..APPROVED! BROOKE..APPROVED!!!
29. YES!!!!!
30. LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM LADY WRAY, SINGING HER SMASH HIT: MONEY.....APPROVED!
31. (41:49) My standing offer to any MAGA who wants to leave Oregon: I will give you a ride to the airport. The catch: You have to ride in the trunk.
32. No, I won't be a Fascist I'da'ho..en.
33. (45:48) Please don't call the cops! I don't have bail money.
34. Nah, f*** it let us swim.. Lol
35. (51:32) Dang was expecting a little simz music break after that set up
36. Many Folks woke up asleep today 2. ✨️🌻.. f*** that map.. it's Mayham now motherf***er!!
37. (01:02:49) How long until I can blame Vasquez for the recent cat thefts.
38. HAS IT BEEN 4 YEARS!!! ugh so GOD DAM gross. I do hope the God dose dam them despicable trash 'renee gonzalez.... **NOW*** what else did you say.
39. (01:07:18) I am absolutely LOVING the show this morning ♡
40. M!!!!!!
41. That part!
42. About that read line, seems as though the big B, also things that THE Hamas are the children in the tents surviving, experiencing!genocide.
43. Maybe if it was 201 folks murdered in that attack, it would have been the line 4 B. the f***.
44. Yep. That's exactly what I thought..
45. BYE! ITS BEEN NICE....I HAVE TO GO NOW. GOOD GRAVY!?!?!?! (THAT'S BAD GRAVY, LIL!)
46. @ BYRON'S RAFAH QUOTE.
47. Also is that the whole I am not touching U touching U thing?
48. Byeeeeeee
49. Israel reveals what a shitty one party "democracy" we live in.
50. 🌻✨️🌲🙃🎶🦋🦋
51. PARTY!!!
52. I'll Instagram you for tarot