Dear Bill Murray,

We'd like to invite you to Portland to party this Halloween. We're throwing a "Ghostbusters Ball" at the Eagles Lodge on SE Hawthorne and it's just your kind of place -- cheap drinks, saucy old bartenders, no pretense and plenty of dark corners to creep around in. We'll be playing a ton of killer dance tunes (all four of us DJs play at Dig A Pony regularly...a bar we hear you've been to). Be prepared for a litany of underrepresented 80s tracks + early 90s electro and freestyle. There will be some cool vids projected, too.

We know that you like to ride your golf cart to parties in places that you don't live so we've arranged for a golf cart be on the tarmac when your flight arrives so that you can roll to the party in proper Bill Murray fashion. 

Ok, well, let us know if you think you'll make it. 

Your Pals, 
Cooky, Bobby, Lamar & Jimbo